YOUR NAME
(1)If you got to choose your own name, what would it be? 

Cody

(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?  

Tatianna because it makes your tongue click

3) Would you name a child of yours after you? .

Hell no

(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with?

No                            

(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?

How can you mispronounce Cody

(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)?

I'd change my name to something like Al Coholic

DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? 

No

(8) Do you think God has a gender?

God is a guy I couldn't imagine the world if it was made by a woman

(9) Do you think science counteracts religion?

religion is overrated If there was no religion that the world would be in peace god damn muslims

(10) Do you believe in organized religion?

^^^

(11) Where do you think we go when we die?

nowhere

(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? 

a little

                                                                                   
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh?

yes especially mean jokes

(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most?

peter griffin                                                                     

(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't?

uhh

(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't?

hmm

(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile?

none

(18) What do you think is the funniest thing that was said or written?

the women joke by peter griffin  

MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching?

never

(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard?

most rap

(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better?

all rap

(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head?

never rap

(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best?

not rap

(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? 

what does serenade mean someone search it up for me please :)            

(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used?

^^^

MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to?

i only watch good movies

(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original?

no

(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? 

never watched it before, might

(29) What kind of movies do you think there should be more of? 

sex

(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of?

ones without words

FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness?

the looks of it actually 

(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? 

mozzerella

(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality?

that i am fat

(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it?

probably

(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat?

i am a veggaterian

                                                                                                      
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC? 

both

(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works?

hate it when it makes loud noises

(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation?

i hate talking on msn and phone jesus

(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone?

yes

(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later?

never tried ebay

THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender?

no

(42) What do you look for the other gender?

the name melissa but on a more serious note nice appeal

(43) What turns you off in the other gender? 

ugliness and bitchness and money whores everything else is perfectly fine

(44) What do you understand least about the other gender?

nothing

CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it?

i watch everything

(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most?

Jen Aniston Paris Hilton Lisa and the main girl from the OC whateever name is

(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who?

no 

(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)?

peter griffin

(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why?

what?

(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter?

Nicole Richie so I can find out why she hates Paris Hilton or is it just because Paris is beautiful and she is not

(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich?

correct me if I am wrong but is he the guy that owns playboy mansion?

                                                   
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69?  

no

(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question?

no

(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number?

what?

(55) Do you actually know your IP address? 

no

(56) Do you know what an IP address is? 

yes

(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? 

no

(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives?

kind of

(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? 

yes

(60) What do you think of pi?

totally fucking useless a coin is worth what it SAYS on the coin, not what its "diametre" or whatever it is

LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? 

no

(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?

ba da ba ba ba bum I'm talking shit about it

(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"?

knowing

(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member?

names don't matter unless you have a boy name or something

(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?

sure

(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?

it's normal

(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?

ew no. normal, but not ugly

(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking?

you tell me

(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? 

no       

(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? 

 shut up

POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession?

my comb

(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most?

a DS because touching is good

(73) How badly do you want it?

not too badly

(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'?

no

(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section?

i had more trouble understanding this question jesus

HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? 

no chrismas is love

(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? 

when i get wrinkles or something

(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had?

a long time ago

(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? 

joker

(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning?

valentaine's day

(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there?

no school day

                                            
MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory? 

decent

(83) How good is your long-term memory?

decent

(84) What is your earliest memory?

no

(85) What is your happiest memory (other than recieving this survey)? 

probably the years of grade 8 and the last day of university to come

 (86) What is your strangest dream? 

they are all random

(87) What song, movie, booketc. do you wish you could memorize?

all school textbooks

TEARS:
(88) What movie makes/made you cry?

none i can recall

(89) What book makes/made you cry? 

probably none

(90) What song makes/made you cry?

horrible rap

(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? 

never happened before

                                                                                                       
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned? 

sure

(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? 

yeah

(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?

shut up just shut up x_x

THIS SURVEY
(95) Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long? 

i love surveys

(96) Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting?

no

(97) Are you sorry you began filling it out?

no

(98) What question do you wish it had asked?

don't care

(99) How would you have answered it? 

truthfully

                
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
(100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them?

my grandma so that she wouldn't kill me

(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know?

that i don't like you ._.